hpchosen1:

All of you mother-fuckers better get ready for December 20th. The person I can going to become the second I hear the the words “look I didn’t want to be a half blood” will be insufferable. I will seriously never shut up about it

catchymemes:

vague-humanoid:

ALT

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

himbofisher:

animentality:

greelin:

huffylemon:

prohaloplayer:

sanitymakesposts:

prohaloplayer:

radiationcat196:

prohaloplayer:

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

x2s:

sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

sandmandaddy69:

tawghasa:

One thing that tickled me about the Barbie movie was how Gloria’s husband is (imo) a ‘Real World’ Ken.

We see very little of him in the movie. In both of his scenes, he’s trying to speak/learn Spanish. He does nothing important or if consequence in terms of the plot… But he’s trying to learn a language his wife and daughter speak. He’s not excelling, I’m not even sure if he’s succeeding. But he is kensistently trying.

For all of the 'Real World’ men who are antagonists or opponents to Barbie, El Esposo de Gloria (as he is listed in the credits) has true Kenergy.

songoftrillium:

ALT

stuckinapril:

The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly

softwaring: